By Spy Uganda
Russian President Vladimir Putin has shocked the world after he revealed that “95% of the world’s terrorist attacks are orchestrated and executed by America’s Central Intelligence Agency, CIA, and that the St. Petersburg metro bombing must be investigated “with this in mind.”
While speaking to Russian press on Sunday Putin said: “If the CIA have Russian blood on their hands, they will forever regret stirring the Russian bear from its peaceful slumber.”
When questioned by a top aide as to whether the 95% figure was accurate, Putin sighed heavily, fixed the assembled group with his trademark stare before explaining that in regards to how the world is run, all is not how it seems.
He also stated that the “CIA is a rogue element of the Deep State”, and “an expression of the will of world oligarchy and their vision for a New World Order.”
He claimed that CIA exists today as part of America – but it is certainly not American.
“The CIA does not work on behalf of the American people or act in their interests,” Putin said.
When asked if he thought the St Petersburg bomb was the beginning of a CIA plot to overthrow him, as had been suggested in the media, Putin answered; “It will take more than a bag of tricks in a subway to make me blink.“
The two-time Russian Tsar also said that; “Mankind has been manipulated to become “unconscious” through the use of programming by media and politics.”
